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25 Responses to “Interview Dos and Don’ts”

1. sjsawyer says:

   October 18, 2009 at 8:50 pm

   Navy or charcoal gray? I always bust out the black suit for interviews.
2. funlivelife says:

   October 21, 2009 at 7:05 pm

   I just had an interview today…I totally fucked up…They asked me what attracted u to this job and the company? and I was totally blank….paused for like half an hour and said, (I would really like to work here)…WHAT THE FUCK, RIGHT???? I totally shit on their table and got outta there after that.
3. 1jks says:

   October 25, 2009 at 12:23 am

   Women shouldn’t shake hands like a man.
4. 17jun1989 says:

   October 25, 2009 at 6:58 pm

   Thats some funny shit, im shit at interviews aswell, all i do is jus nod my fuckin head and say yes.
5. BlackOps2014 says:

   October 31, 2009 at 4:24 am

   Lmao! “umm yes”
6. BlackOps2014 says:

   October 31, 2009 at 4:28 am

   Shit man, i have an interview on november 3rd.. im so damn nervous.. i so hope i dont muff it all up.. hope things go well haha.. its my first one btw
7. xoiloveyouxo22 says:

   November 2, 2009 at 8:35 pm

   Sounds like i did good on my interview.
   Hope i get it.
8. iiLuvSparkles says:

   November 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm

   Lol at 4:26!!!
9. BoomerNavy70 says:

   November 5, 2009 at 6:45 am

   Here is what you do not do:

   1: When they ask “Where do you want to be in 5 years?” your response should be “If I knew the answer to that I wouldn’t be sitting here would I you dumb ass.”

   2: Make sure you ask them this question: “How much will it cost me for my benefits so that I can consider the salary I need?”

   3: Will my company car be a Mercedez or a Ferrari?

   4: When the company goes to hell and loses it all because of imcompetent assholes in managment who gets shit canned first?
10. BoomerNavy70 says:

    November 5, 2009 at 6:54 am

    Continued:

    5: Will you do the same thing to me that you did to the other 5000 people you axed when you outsourced everything to China?

    6: Will I be using a Platinum or Gold American Express card to expense everything while I am away from my family 24/7 doing work for you.

    7: What constitutes a 40 hour a week salary?

    A-50 hours
    B-60 hours
    C-80 hours
    D-100 hours

    8: Do we have to act like assholes every year and exchange Christmas gifts with people we can not stand?
11. salvadorianvago says:

    November 12, 2009 at 9:28 am

    come whats that shit about the suit? what if im applying for MCDOANLDS?
12. inspired47 says:

    November 13, 2009 at 9:04 am

    i just had a disaster of an interview
    i hate them, i just could not shut up
    hope i get it lol
13. lcserg87 says:

    November 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    thereis a few things extra that you have to do
    ask questions about the jjob or ompany at the end
    make a follow up of every single interview that why bussines card
14. dylanhelmer says:

    November 14, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    When asked: “where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Say: “Doing your son” or “doing your daughter”
15. Abyssery says:

    November 19, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    did you get it?